"sex after flowers" T-shirt

Turn heads and make a statement with our bold and playful T-shirt. On the front, a cheeky reminder: “If you can read this, you’re too close” – the perfect message to keep your space and show your humorous side. And on the back? A conversation starter that’s sure to raise eyebrows: “Sex after flowers”.

Crafted from high-quality, soft cotton for all-day comfort, this shirt blends humor with style and is designed to make you stand out. Perfect for casual outings, parties, or anywhere you want to make a bold impression.

Stay comfy, stay stylish, and own your vibe.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide